"is my sexiness distracting you?"

um
barf
i just stared, utterly confused, and he stared back, looking for an honest answer...some sophmore boy in highschool asked me that question in the middle of a set when i was down love-5. there are a few key words in that sentence that should give you a clue as to what the outcome of that set was...
the biggest give away is the word "boy", and "sophomore" just explains his stupidity. the next clue is the fact i used the word "middle" even the score was love-5... for you tennis players, you know that love-five is not normally the middle... in fact, it's pretty much already putting your rackets away.
if you can't put two and two together... i ended up coming back and winning 7-5.
i said during the handshake "did i distract you with my hotness... that is, the hotness being the heat of my serve?"
that sad little boy... ego is a bad thing... as are eggos... but not eggs.

so it's official... i have absolutely no time, both literally and figuratively speaking. i have been wearing a watch, held together by a bandaid, and it's had a dead battery for almost three weeks... why do i wear it still? every time i look at it, it reminds me that i need to get a new battery.
so why don't i have a new battery yet? hmmm
no time... really, i am trying to get one last tennis tournament in before i leave, but i's not looking so hot. i've got grad parties to go to starting june 2 (i know, counting the chicks before the hatch... really, i think some of these people won't graduate, what a shame : ) speaking of party... june 23... save that afternoon... details to come, but just do it...

no time... i have to pack for college... i just realized that... packing for more than two weeks is something i have never done before. now, i quite a light packer, as you wilderness challenge buddies know, but i am not so sure how that'll play out in this situation. i need packing advice from those of you who feel you are skilled in such an area

tomorrow's going to be fun... i've got this really exciting government project power point presentation (love the alliteration there) and then i get write this really cool paper for english, and the cherry on top of it all is all the laundry and cleaning that i have been patiently waiting to do all weekend!!!



you are no longer allowed to read this blog if you took the above statement seriously *cough* shiloh *cough* tuna