someone please tell me...

how long does it take for a piece of paper enclosed in an envelope to travel from a post office in michigan to a post office in bellflower where that paper in the envelope will be sorted into a bag that will be loaded on to a truck that will be driven by a mail person who will drive that truck up to my street where they will take out their bag where the paper in the envelope is sitting so that they can walk down the street up to my mailbox where they will reach their hand into their bag to pull out that letter enclosed in an envelope which will be quickly put into my mailbox, which is where i will rush to as soon as school is out.... someone tell me, how long does that take? because each day i think that this process has happened and rush to the mailbox. but you know what, i haven't found that letter yet. all i have found are a bunch of ads and coupons... and you know what???? COUPONS WON'T GET ME IN TO COLLEGE!!!!
okay, maybe i am a bit edgy right now, but who wouldn't be. i wasn't going to start this not-fun waiting game until next week, but i just had to get that call from the admissions office saying that the letter had already been mailed out and that it should come sometime this week. today was the highest percentage day to recieve... the amount of travel time for the letter would be just right... but no. it is not here.

i shake my fist at you, Postal Service!!!!
i am better off using the Pony Express!!!!