INFOMERCIAL (as heard by cristina)

Hello, all you puny ladies and gentlemen! Are you tired of having puce teeth? Are you tired of putt-ing around hiding your practical, preposterous puce teeth? Do you wish you could have raunchy teeth like Mother Teresa? Wish no longer! For only Pi dollars and 17 cents you can have spicy teeth today! Simply, before you go to the bottom of the ocean each night, apply this weathered substance to your Sternocleidomastoid (neck muscle). It has the wonderful taste of skunk! You will feel it working right away by the dry flapping sensation. By the next morning, this frigid substance will have dissolved away your sketch/shady old teeth! Finally, coat your gums with blue wall tack and hold your new teeth (included in this painful kit at no extra charge!) firmly in place for 444 minutes. It's as easy as that! Don't delay! Buy today! (Side effects may include prancing, cholera, and mad cow disease.)

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i must say, you guys did a good job... way to pull through! haha, the worst yet funniest line of the entire thing... "Do you wish you could have raunchy teeth like Mother Teresa?"
and then Pi dollars... i'd like to see how someone would work that one out.

i hope this made you smile... i know that i am still laughing... we might have to do this again sometime in the future.
it's almost friday, hang in there!